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OK, so you want to get laid right now. Not later tonight or when you meet the perfect woman/man. You want, no need, to get laid Right NOW!

Well, you can look up the local hooker and just pay her. A good hooker nowadays goes for at least 4 figures. And that is just for an hour or two. Option 2 would be to call up an old girlfriend and beg her to come back to you. In all actuality this option does work quite often. Just be prepared to swallow your pride (when your really horny, WHAT pride?)

Option 3 would be to go to a dating site. Now we are not suggesting the "normal" dating sites like eharmony or match. We suggest a more "robust" assortment of dating sites known as an"adult" (read get laid NOW fast and fucking easy) kind of dating site.

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